Scissors business

Disclaimer: This post is based on real life experiences, any similarities in your life just meant that you are delusional awesome.
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Haha, been really really lazy busy so yeah, couldn't be bothered really find time to actually upload anything on mah my blog. @@;   )  :    Sorry!!!

Anyways, I've been desperately trying my best to escape from clear my makeup lessons, and it has been piling stagnant for quite a bit. Today, I went through a full day worth of classes and it was hell amazing. Woke up early in the morning for my lessons and had a fucked up an amazing day. I was so not excited!!!


I reached the bus stop with 3 minutes ample time before class starts and I chiong-ed slowly walked across the road. Something fucked up amazing happened. Guess what? An abortion-survivor angelic bird decided to bombard greet me with an egg of fury astonishing gift. It was milky white with a bit of brown and green and it was filled with half digested marvelous tree seeds. I was horrified enchanted by it. FML Lucky me huh?

Was almost late for class Reached my school with remarkable punctuality and I was so proud of myself feeling humble. My earliest 3 hours of much dreaded appreciated class was on the proper method of hair cutting. I played with my scissors practiced the motion that was taught and my fingers bruised like fuck really felt like it was created to bond with my pair of scissors. The metal literally bit into my fingers fit onto my finger and it felt really sensational good. I felt like I was a bloody clown in pain real professional and it was disastrous liberating.


Anyway, I felt like I stepped on a thousand lemons improved a lot at the end of the day. Happily went home and had a ninja lizard beautiful creature waiting ahead in the darkness for me. It was ambushing me welcoming me home and I didn't realised. Not till I fucking stepped on it and finally found it wiggling waggling its tail at me like a dog missing its owner. It was such a scrotum slamming  beautiful day, I genuinely hope that this would not fucking continue. I'd love to have another one of this torturous and depressing sexciting and fulfilling day.


Thanks for reading my blog everyone. With loads and loads of love.
Kaze